how rice ate chicago- lazy lentil risotto

This month this been insane. As a result not only have my posts been more sporadic at best. The status of my frequency in the kitchen is not much better. But we still have to eat and hopefully it'll be quick and not too intense or frequent and it should be hearty and contain nutrients...which brings us to my rice cooker. Several years back, in the throes of a bad fever I purchased a rice cooker online. One of those non stick vacuum sealed bucket kinds. It was a very good deal. No, seriously. Despite it's fever related origins this device is used almost as much as my cast iron, my cutting boards and my knives. Better yet it can keep food warm for a day so I make one big batch of something and it's good for 24 hours without changing serving devices. Please keep in mind the method I am suggesting is not recommended by manufacturers , may cause fires and is done entirely at your own risk. I have successfully been doing this and crazy stuff like it with my rice cooker for 7 years. It's not supposed to do sushi rice or brown rice either but it has been doing that for years too. It's still working. I do have to clean the vents more often. We make pilaf,  rice and beans, sushi rice for handrolls etc in it. We use it an average of 4 days a week. Rice cookers save my sanity, such as it is. This is the best thing I can make in it besides plain  rice. That being said I have seen enough recipes calling for similar that I would assume you can throw these ingredients in a crockpot on low for 8 hours and get similar results. I haven't tried it yet, so I don't know but it might work.


In your rice cooker put:
1 cup lentils

1 1/2 cup rice
3-4 cup water or broth
1 cup red or white wine or hard cider ( my favorite)
1 half head of garlic and 1 sauteed onion or 2 cleaned and sauteed leeks and 2 tb butter/ olive oil/ mixture to sautee them in.
1 lb chopped veg of choice (lately peppers from the freezer or chunks of squash form previous cooking)
1 handful frozen peas
1tb grated nutmeg
chives or scapes when available
1 tsp salt
a few grinds of black pepper
1/2 lb to 1 lb small cooking greens (little kale, dandelion,baby mustard, mizuna, cress,spinach, chard, caulifower leaves,whatever is popping up) washed
1/2 lb grated cheese (swiss, gouda, cheddar, parmesan...whatever)
4 oz sliced mushrooms or 5 dried shitake broken up into the rice cooker pot.

Throw everything but the cheese in. Stir. Put on a full cook cycle. adjust flavours to preference. Stir in cheese. wait 15 minutes, stir again....serve.

caraway lentil stew -recipe is easily halved or multiplied, freezes well (vegan)

2 cup/ 16 oz brown or green lentils

6 cup water or veg broth

2 cubes or 2tb vegan boullion -unnecessary when using veg broth (use no salt variety please as the salty flavour gets eaten by the starches if added during cooking and makes the sodium level sky rocket. They also make your lentils take forever to cook. )

1lb or more cooking greens , a large head of kale or 1/2 a small head of cabbage (or any other mild cooking green such as chard ,spinach,dandelion,mustard, mache, etc... or for a sour soup 1/2 cup good sauerkraut)

7 toes roasted garlic (mashed) or 4 of unroasted (minced)

2 sliced onions sliced in rings or one cleaned leek (use the greens too)and one onion

2 tb caraway
lemon juice, apple vinegar or white wine for brightening

4 veg sausages of your choice (completely optional- but holy grail sausage and eggplant sausage are neato in this one)

2 whole sliced carrots if desired

5 sliced mushrooms if desired

1-2 waxy type potatoes if desired

1- 2 tb olive oil

1. put broth or water in large pot (or crock pot) add boullion, (if using), lentils and caraway
2.wash your greens(even if they are pre washed)
3.bone your greens for kale or mustard .Make an ok sign with your dominant hand with the narrow end of poking through the hole. Pull firmly with non dominant hand and squeeze gently with dominant hand. This should neatly de-rib the really woody sections of kale, collards, or mustard . The ribs can now be chopped fine and used as you might use celery.
4. rip up de ribbed greens or slice cabbage. Throw in your soup pot pot.

5.take all other veg except carrots and potatoes and saute in olive oil until onions are transclucent, taking care not to let your garlic burn ( if roasted just add it to the soup during the simmer. cool with brightening liquid of choice, lemon, wine , vinegar (go very light and add more during the simmer if desired). add all veg including roots to soup pot.

5. once lentils begin to soften (about 45 minutes)reduce to simmer.
6. adjust seasoning like salt, brightener, pepper,caraway add sausages. keep warm until serving

for crock pot version just saute veg and prep all and add to crock pot on low for no less than 8 hrs. no need to pre boil. soup should be creamy and lumpy in texture . add sausages during last hour of cooking (as otherwise they fall apart). eat within 4 days or freeze it.